Dear readers, it is with urgency that we at fingerinnose must notify you that we have discovered intense paranormal activity in the National University of Singapore’s Central Library, Singapore-Malaysia department.

Unexplained occurrences have recurred at regular rates for some time in the Central Library. The bizarre Time Warp phenomenon, for example, starts every weekday night at 2145 hours, where the next 15 minutes of real time are somehow condensed by complex time-flux into 5 minutes, forcing users to leave 10 minutes before the stipulated closing time of 2200 hours. Hellish music always accompanies this event, leading to suspicions of the involvement of satanic cults, or even Singapore Idol contestants.

More recent suspicions of supranormal goings-ons were first aroused when the academy’s wireless systems abruptly stop functioning as irregular intervals, startling several undergraduates into exclamations of ‘tsk!” and “@##$%!”. Further evidence of otherworldly encounters is the shocking revelation divulged by undisclosed laptop users in the rear area of the department, of the discovery that none of the six power sources there actually worked.
NUS is a world-class university with steadily rising financial inlays, and is well-known even in remote regions like Pasir Ris, Tuas, Woodlands and Pulau Ubin. It is impossible that basic resources like power sources can be malfunctioning in such a prestigious institution. Consequently, the suspicious coincidence of failings recorded above can only have supernatural origins.
Conclusive proof of this ghostly infestation is decisively struck home by this uncanny video publicized below, taken from the problematic area.

It shows an obviously possessed man, aged around 46 years, playing about with Chubby the Alien and some keys. As middle-aged men do not play with aliens, keys, or for the matter, allow themselves to be videoed while playing with aliens and keys, the recording is irrefutable proof that the victim is under third-party influence.

The University has already engaged the specialist organization known to the public as the Singapore Paranormal Investigators, to examine and evaluate the situation. While the SPI has yet to enter the library with their extraordinarily expensive, state-of-the-art equipment that shows white fluffy balls wherever they go, a record of their report has already been leaked by unnamed sources, officially concluding that the department is “creepy”.

It is advised that all human-related activities there, like photocopying RBR books, be halted until the authorities can clear the area of the unwelcomed guests.

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26 August 2006

TEHRAN, Iran -- Days after the International Astronomical Union passed a binding resolution declaring that Pluto is no longer classified as a planet, Iran defiantly maintains that it still is. Astronomers worldwide are shocked at the Middle Eastern country's stubbornness, but are still hoping negotiations will lead to a satisfactory conclusion.

"It is unacceptable to hold on to the belief that the small, icy rock out in the Kuiper Belt is a full-fledged planet," explained IAU chief Buzz Lightyear. Experts say that calling it a "midget planetoid" may be acceptable, but anything beyond that would be crossing the line. Many fear Iran's position on the matter could lead to an interplanetary war.

But Iran's charismatic President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad held a press conference Sunday, boldly sticking to his opinion. "The voice of the people of Iran cannot be silenced. We have chosen to recognize Pluto as a planet, and the Western World must respect our peaceful decision," he announced. He later added, seemingly off-topic, "The Zionist regime must be wiped off the map." Sources say Iran has already rejected a shipment of new school textbooks, which list only 8 planets. Furthermore, they continue listing Charon as "Pluto's moon," further angering scientists.

The IAU is scheduled to report on Iran's astronomical activity by mid-September, at which time the United Nations will meet to discuss possible sanctions. Officials say that the country will almost certainly be found in violation of the latest resolution. Satellite imagery of the Tehran Telescope Array, which was funded exclusively for planetary research, had its lenses aimed directly at Pluto. The IAU used to maintain monitoring equipment at the site, but Iran expelled foreign astronomers months ago.

The United States is readying for a potential showdown with Iran over the issue, with President Bush declaring, "The time for negotiations is quickly running out." Asked why Iran's recognition of Pluto as a planet is a threat to the world, White House press secretary Tony Snow explained, "They could use their planetary research money to mine Pluto and extract plutonium for nucular weapons."

Sparking further worries are rumors that Iran is considering adding the asteroid Ceres and the newly discovered Xena to its list of planets. "Such a move could certainly spark World War III," commented Secretary General of the UN, Kofi Annan.

Hello guys. How is school going on? Not to spoil the market per se, but i have since STARTED STUDYING :P

Up to you whether you believe it or not.

I stumbled across quite a few interesting mails... here are some of them.

the turning on mechanism:

well guys are easily turned on. Guess girls have so many more 'knobs' to twist eh? But more fun than your regular PS2... (PS only got 2 big knobs...).

Gender Stats:

And my personal fave:

How true.

Regards,

V for Voltaire.

First, apologies for the looonngggggg abandonment of this site. El's work's in a mess, and Dick seems to be semibanned from here or something.

Anyway, found this on talkingcock.com:






















Must laugh ah. Officially approved one.

And oh, if ANYONE has ANY idea how Christopher Nolan's Momento link in any logical way to the study of history, PLEASE comment. Thanks.

National Day is sneaking up on us. Before you know it, everyone seems to emit bursts of patriotism that seems as contagious as the Corrupted Blood plague (possibly the coolest event in online gaming until you die 3 times in a row from it) in the World of Warcraft. Of course, the 9th of August also means the National Day Parade, a rather repetitive event with one uplifting highlight: fireworks.

Just as some pretty weird and depressed Dutch fella takes death to reach the stars, we take digicams to let these stars reach you. Fingerinnose is proud to inform you that we have ploughed through mobs and screaming children, which are probably more fearsome than hell and high water, to share with you these footages...





Okay, it's only 6 August and NDP hasn't happened. So, these are not the fireworks from NDP itself. But hello, we have to stand in a noisy, frowning mass for like 20 minutes before the 5 August rehearsal finally got itself underway. Can lah.

The original vids can be found in Engliang's laptop.
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Alright, school is, unfortunately, starting in a mere week's time. I am reminded by some nutjob lifescience schoolmate that i should actually do some strange, unexplained activity, called revision.
Of course, being a arts student, this obiviously excludes any form of reading. Any respectable artsman (or artswoman) will instead recall the different ways of logical thinking and understanding common sense.

And i'm quite sure i've found a master in the ways of thinking. Yep, any bugger who actually regularly watch comedy central, or youtube for the matter, will point their finger that this is bloody old.
Well, truthiness travels slowly, and it has only reach me at this time.

Check this out.



the original flick can be found here

Good day to you faithful fingerinnose readers ( already 4 and a half at last count!), we regret to inform you that we have suffered something akin to a terrorist attack. All our previous posts have been lost.

Of course, we are not going to let a little thing like utter deletion of what amounts to nine months of bellyaching bother us.

But please, to all out there, don't trash an innocent blog in a moment of madness. It has done nothing wrong. And many people, writers, readers, nitpickers, etc have all put in their sweat, blood and tears (ok, maybe not the blood) into it.











We thank you for your kind patience in the matter.


So.
We are happy to announcee that fingerinnose is reopening. Or republishing, if you're particular about it. Keep tuning in for more leaf-dropping excitement.

Cheers and
smile always, even if you ain't trying to sell people something.